What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Michael Brown

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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