- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

your so fat. your fat!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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