- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why am I writing this...im bored

You were born.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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