- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

mexicans fishing

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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