- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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