What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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