What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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I like poop in my butt

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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