What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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