- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats green? The color green.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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