- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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