- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

a man makes a bad joke

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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