- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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