- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what this: b a dead one of these: p

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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