- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

nolan is gay

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

this last joke was a correction to the other one

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's city is in New York New York City

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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