- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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