What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Rylan Clark

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Laugh.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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