Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Read a Book.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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