- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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