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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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