His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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