- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I love alchohol!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Tilt your screen back .

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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