John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

batman has diarrhea

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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