- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

My dad

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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