- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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