Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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