Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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