- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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