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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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