- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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