What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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