- Anti Joke

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Anti Joke

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