- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Hi.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Knock knock, COME IN!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

You having friends.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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