What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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penis?

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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