why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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PICKLES

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Take wrong turns

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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