- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

why did you poop because you are a poop

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

hers a joke... japanese people

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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