- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mom.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

run farther?

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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