- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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