- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Tilt your screen back .

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

You were born.

why am I writing this...im bored

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