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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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