- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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