- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Detroit has a low crime rate

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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