- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock knock It's open, come in

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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