Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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