- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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