Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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