- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

The GOV and the WHO?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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