some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Take part of what?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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