- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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