The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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