Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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