- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's 2+2? Fish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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