Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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