Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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