- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Jordan is pregant

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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