- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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