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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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