Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I love alchohol!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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