- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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