I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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did you stub your toe?

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Anti Joke

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