Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Black people having a Job.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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