- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

homosexual

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*