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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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silver bullet?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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