- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Dance is a sport

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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