- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If the 49ers won the superbowl

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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