- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

just in time?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing