Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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