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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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