What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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