Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Refrigerator

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

homosexual rights to marriage

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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