- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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