How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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