- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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