What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

silver bullet?

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Heskey time.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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