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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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