Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Antijokes...

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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