- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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