Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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