- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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