- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Chris is hairy

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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