yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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