- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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