What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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