How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

silver bullet?

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Heskey time.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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