What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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