How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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