- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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