Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Emily Walker.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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